"Dr. William's Guide to Using Viagra"

People laughed and gave me weird looks when I told them I was writing this, but…

Some of us guys need a little “assistance” with our sex lives.  But who wants to dwell on that?  Sounds too much like “work!”  It’s embarrassing!  Viagra is the butt(?!) of so many jokes…..

Still, there are some things that older men (and their lovers) ought to know.  Dr. William (not a real doctor!) can help!  Here’s Doctor William’s Guide to Using Viagra.

In Brief:

Without Viagra, “nothing may happen.”

Well, maybe not nothing.  But maybe not much of an erection—but still possibly an orgasm anyway (men can have orgasms without erections).

With Viagra—an erection, possibly quite * * * HARD* * * (lol)

And a much more enjoyable orgasm.

--> Therefore—“Viagra Good!” (grin!)

  

But…

1.   After you take it, nothing much will happen for 15-20 minutes…at least…

2.    Then, when something does happen, if you don’t do anything about it, it can get quite frustrating.

3.    The effects can last several hours.

4.    These critters cost over $10 per ____ (you know “per what!”…)

Therefore…

“If you’re gonna take it, you wanna use it.”

“If you ain’t gonna use it, you don’t wanna take it.”

It’s great to take—!

—but you have to give it some time.  Be patient…

—and if there’s a change of plans and you ain’t gonna use what Viagra has given you…

    …it’s nice to have a cozy place handy for a date “with yourself”…<grinning>